me trying to be romantic
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
you’re going to miss me when i’m gone
I could win Americas next top model tbh
there’s an animal category?
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
How the world sees America.
i wish i knew what you were thinking
i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog