ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

ios-7:

you’re going to miss me when i’m gone

lebaenese:

brokendildo:

lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

image

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

borlax:

oh yes, now this is what Im talking about 

borlax:

oh yes, now this is what Im talking about